Adobe Live Chat automated? I think probably so

I can’t be sure, but I think Adobe’s Live Chat is automated. What follows should have been a simple request. Or so I thought….

  • Welcome to Adobe! You are now chatting with ‘Perkins’
  • Perkins: Hello, how can I help you?
  • you: hi, are there upgrades for dreamweaver from competiting products?
    specifically ms expression web?
  • Perkins: I’d be glad to help you with that information.
  • Perkins: Do you have any previous version of Dreamweaver?
  • you: no
  • you: I’m using ms expression web and would like to move to dreamweaver
  • Perkins: Are you there with me in chatting?
  • Perkins: As we are from Adobe Retail Sales Chat, I recommend you to
    buy Adobe Dreamweaver, which is a good competitor for all other Web
    Design products.
  • Perkins: Adobe Dreamweaver CS4 is a web development tool that lets
    users design, develop, and maintain websites using visual editor or by
    coding directly.
  • Perkins: You can create and maintain basic websites to dynamic,
    advanced applications that support best practices and the latest web
    standards and technologies.
  • Perkins: We recommend the purchase of Adobe software on our web site.
  • Perkins: Because, there are many advantages of buying the software on Adobe.com
  • Perkins: Most importantly, you can be sure that you’re getting
    authorized software from us.
  • you: yes, but is ms expression web a qualifying upgrade / crossgrade product?
  • Perkins: No, from MS Expression Web there is not upgrade path.
  • Perkins: What kinds of tasks would you like the software to help you
    accomplish?

I can’t say that this makes the thought of parting with over £400 any more attractive, even after my good experiences with Dreamweaver last night.