I’d have to concede that I’m not really a proper programmer, but I know enough that this reimagining of PHP made me laugh out loud no fewer than four times in a busy office.

Replacing if and else with perchance and otherwise is an act of genius, and there’s more if you just click on this link.

HT to the Codeproject newsletter. I highly recommend it.

So my job this evening was to recreate a little PHP script I wrote a little while ago that would automatically display the streets that a church is praying for in any given month. It’s actually very simple to do, though you will need to install a plugin in WordPress as the standard Text widget doesn’t work with PHP.

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